话说我们家小区里的那条流浪狗
我看它可怜某日去买了跟火腿肠引诱它,竟然看到我拔腿就跑,我找来自行车猛追.未果.
结果我自己把火腿吃了.
次日,又见那狗,又买了跟火腿,它又撒腿就跑,我换助动车追,结果.
我撞了个老太婆.赔了200块.
第三日,我买了串羊肉串,又见那狗,没等它跑,就把肉扔了过去.狗食之.
第四日,它看到我就追.............
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